I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
|Agent:||Show me your best model walk.|
|Me:||*backward marches down the runway*|